true love...on the cheap

The Hubs called me on his way home from work...he's in a hurry to go to the Falcons pre-season game tonight.

Hubs: If you go get my Falcons jersey out of the closet, I'll love you forever.

Mags: If you steal bring me a Diet Coke from work, I'll love you forever.

Hubs: I've already left work, but I have an empty Yoplait container for you. You can put a plant in it or something.

The man is bringing me an empty yogurt container as a gift. Ok people, if that isn't true love, what is?

- Maggie White